i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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