Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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