I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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