You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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