At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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