It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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