her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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