Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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