too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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