I heard we made out
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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