FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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