idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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