We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
