we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
should my penis look like a turkey
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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