he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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