never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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