You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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