I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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