if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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