on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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