I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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