dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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