I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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