last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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