We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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