on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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