Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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