just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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