Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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