she was so not down for the gang bang
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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