yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Dick very happy bro
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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