If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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