in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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