We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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