would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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