So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
You can't motorboat a personality
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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