You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
