I just made out with a guy for $7.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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