I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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