have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
