he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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