dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We talked him into tasing himself.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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