I can't watch pbs sober anymore
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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