I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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