I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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