Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There's always time for handjobs
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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