Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You are a genius and a whore.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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