Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Randomize
