This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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