Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
my being single is dangerous.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
