I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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