Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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