How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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