what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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